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15/6/2002
What a day 3-0 to the England and were on our way to play Brazil.C'mon.Got
loads of nat bites today.....annoyin....and there so itchy.Played footy ,
organised variety today in a proper court, it was well good.Heres another
one of those great jokes...
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and ordersa drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?".
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you
should know five things .....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman
with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and
is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Hilarious!If you like games this is
good, oh and this.
aive learned to do css now hence the links and scroller lookin ace.
Im tired...
And I can't be arsed to do a long update.Oh and I'm still waiting for ideas
4 the website
- hav
13/6/2002 even later on....
I found another good one...
A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke, "you know I live
by
the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman
tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her
free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I
scored big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me
on top, sometimes, her on top!"
"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "you lucky sod. Was she
pretty?�
"I dunno, I never found her head."
that site rox
- hav
13/6/2002..a little later on...
I find this highly amusing....
Aging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was getting more and more
despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that
she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart, since it was so badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital
organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's office
to
inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The
doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the local hospital with a
gunshot wound to her knee.
Its from here.Iys a good
site.You should check it out.Anyway how come no-ones giv me any suggestions....
- hav
13/6/2002
Welcome to haver.cjb.net.I don't quite know what to do with this site yet but
I signed up the domain anyway before any critters could get it.Ha.You could mail
me some suggestions.While I'm setting
up I my so called 'site' you can content yourself here
or here.Oh and this
pic is funny.
- hav
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